A list of things I can accomplish in 2 seconds - picking up a sock

- stepping two steps

- tossing a pillow

- blowing a flame

- turning off a light

- pulling a weed

- sneezing

- throwing out a moldy clam

- swallowing

- sitting down

- standing up

- writing two or three letters of the alphabet

- typing one word of medium length

- breathing not so deeply

- emitting one short yawn

- blinking once

- biting a tongue

- stubbing a toe

- scratching an itch

- uttering a word

- staring at blank walls

- impregnating a goldfish (twit)