If you possess any of the following traits, you may be eligible to participate in an ongoing study. Do you:

Frequently itch your armpits, head, and crotch in public?

Ask strangers for cigarettes even though you don't smoke?

Sit in bus stop shelters and talk to yourself about the weather?

Levitate in bathrooms and basements?

Pour salt on fresh wounds just because?

Sleep under your bed and in closets because you fear tornados?

Eat mayonnaise or "aoli" straight from the jar?

Sing lullabies to your neighbors through their window at 3 am?

Have an intense urge to scratch the eyes and chew feet off of dolls and action figures?

Call your friends and family once a month, on tuesday - 1 pm?

If so, please call 503-805-5151 to discuss.