My guilty pleasures: Mac and cheese (box form)
In Touch Weekly
Farting loudly when I am all by my lonesome
Cleaning out my ears with Q-tips (this might just be the most invigorating sensation ever)
Biting my fingernails
Sarah McLachlan
Watching other people pray
Other people's conversations
Hiding out under the covers with my eyes open
Dancing in the nude to Neil Diamond
Sniffing books and all paper products
Looking in stranger's medicine cabinets
Trying on clothing and makeup, but never buying anything
Covering my entire body in mud
Ass references