I'd like to welcome my nephew, Sawyer Wilbur Corcoran, into this world With a name like Sawyer Wilbur Corcoran, he is destined for greatness.
Perhaps he will be a:
CPA
Reptilian cosmotologist
Flag designer
Eritrean historian
Mongolian Bounty Hunter
Professional air guitarist
Weed wacker
Universal plug assistant
Soil psychic
Laundry detergent chemist
Porcipine hypnotist
Rock gardener