I'd like to welcome my nephew, Sawyer Wilbur Corcoran, into this world With a name like Sawyer Wilbur Corcoran, he is destined for greatness.

Perhaps he will be a:

CPA

Reptilian cosmotologist

Flag designer

Eritrean historian

Mongolian Bounty Hunter

Professional air guitarist

Weed wacker

Universal plug assistant

Soil psychic

Laundry detergent chemist

Porcipine hypnotist

Rock gardener