I will
try
not
to
argue
about:
toes, fingers, lampshades, green, red, blue, tornados, lava rocks, misspellings, politics, illness, money, plans, palm trees, alfalfa sprouts, soup bowls, swing sets, music, grand rapids, Indiana, cheering, bark, wants, roses, frog legs, water, sleep, trampolines, hookers, seasonal doctor visits, computer programming, fear, headstands, beer intake, dancing under bright lights, mattress flipping, needs, door closing, wine, cream cheese, sand in between toes, websites, candy, rock skipping, foot aging, balding grandfathers, visits home, where to eat dinner, old milk, tossing and turning, age, nonexistent infidelity, small yappy dogs, dust allergies, vocabulary words, fog, bean sprouts, dirty dishes, house parties, belly button, lint, sobbing, tango lessons, flip flops, gallivanting, sonnets, wireless keyboards, slippery ice, bad drivers, open windows, closed windows, abdominal strengthening, lopsided mustaches, parental units, decaffeinated coffee, Spanish speaking monks, cow licks, whiskey, backwards running, pantless pockets, intolerants, pets, thievery, household cleaner, cat pee, drycleaning bills, egg cartons, dirty floors, love, bacteria infested sponges, boredom, domesticated duties, work, lap dances, gun control, birth control, hilary clinton’s laugh, fox news, starvation, flees, fat, breakfast bars, wheat, eleni, your boss, my boss, siblings, cousins, farm animals, stock market antics, time, moving, empty electronic boxes, bad writers, good writers, teenagers, planetary whereabouts, mathematics, nourishment, murder, rape, gorgonzola cheese, tomato soup, potato soup, weathered skin, bill murray, sexual preferences, him, her, them, they, us, we, he, she, you, me, it