It's nearly fall! The bushes sway in a cool subtle breeze, leaves morph from green to orange, and kiddies hop onto freshly painted school busses driven by half hopeful drivers. I have been hankering to go back to school. Not quite the best idea in the world seeing that I owe around 64,000 dollars in school loans already, but hey, there simply is no price for the expansion of one's brain. I want my brain to look something like a giant rubber band wrapped around the base of Mount Everest.
Here are some possible courses of study I am thinking of delving into:
Misanthropology
Flaubert's Mustache
Pornographic Theory
The Corporeal History of the Future
Horse, Mule, and Zebra Denomination
Sentimental Existentialism
Accounting