I need to figure out a system of bill paying, house cleaning, phone talking, back scratching, trash disposing, check writing, and coupon cutting, that fulfills my creative needs. Here are some possible ideas:
Bill Paying - Rather than sending a check or making an online payment, I will personally deliver the amount owed - in cash. I will also bring a bagged lunch and share it with the payment receiver.
House Cleaning - Invite friends over for cleaning potluck. Each person would be responsible for bringing a cleaning utensil. Set a timer. Everything MUST be cleaned in twenty six minutes. Celebrate the new cleanliness with a round of PBRs and cracker sandwiches.
Phone Calls - Ask strangers to call my friends and give them each a detailed description of what I am wearing and who they think I really am.
Back Scratching - Tape kitty cardboard (with catnip) to my back and wait for my cat Deemeetree to find me.
Trash Disposing - On Mondays, after the trashperson comes to takes away my rubbish, follow the truck for an hour on my bike. Each time they dump trash into the mouth of the truck, I will mark the time and house number onto something I normally would have thrown away.
Coupon Cutting - Cut out all food coupons I will have receieved during a week's time. Buy every item and make a big meal.