I have been practicing laziness. Some people might think this is not the most complicated thing to do in the world; I would beg to differ. Doing nothing is one of the most guilt enducing tasks in my life. Laying in bed an hour after waking ties my intestines into gargantuan knots. Petering back and forth from the kitchen to my bedroom while sipping tea makes me dizzy. Sitting still for more than ten minutes provokes spleen throb. So, because it is a challenge to be lazy (and I am a sucker for challenges) I must at least try to be lazy, still and perhaps even somewhat useless for a week or two. Here is a list of my lazy (non)actions thus far:
Staring into space
Thumb Twiddling
Breathing from my toes to my forehead
Deep reading
Casual walks leading nowhere in particular
Late to work or no work at all
Conversations about nothing in particular
Longer showers
Wearing the same clothes all week
Naps
This is a picture of people with "lazy auras":