My dear old friends-Johanna and Gabe-will be married tonight under a rainy but beautiful Oregonian moon. To celebrate I plan on documenting all under-table action by camping out under various tables in my fancy dress. I will try my damndest to capture hairy legs, scuffed shoes, fidgeting, pantilessness, ball scratching, secret foot and hand affections, the disposal of bad food, and booger flicks.