Breaking your most valuable possesions is vital to your well being. That family heirloom that has been burdening your spirits for decades, just toss it on the ground and watch it shatter! It will make you feel a whole lot better about life in general. Trust me. To celebrate the great loss of material crap, my roommates and I are going to have a "bring over your valuables and break em" party. We will provide the grounds for bustems', finger sandwiches, and ice cold Zima. Anyone can come and partake, but guests must haul their broken junk back home with them.