Due to a bad case of walking pneumonia I had 6 weeks ago, I've been "eating clean" for a month now. There are several "no's" in my life at the moment. No alcohol (or very little), no dairy, no bread, no meat, no pasta, no potatoes, no tomatoes, no caffeine, no sugar... And so there are days when I experience "the wants" in a big way. My brain sounds something like this:
I want a cheeseburger. I want a new bike seat. I want those shoes. In black and brown. I want a bag of Doritos. I want a puppy. I want a terrarium. I want an electric car. I want a slice of American cheese. I want a doughnut. I want a tight latex dress for pre-sex with my man. I want his boner. I want an ice cream cone. I want a greasy fish soup. I want a facial. I want to attend a rainbow healing circle. I want a full body wax. I want a new couch. I want a new closet. I want a dishwasher. I want a chicken taco. I want French fries. I want an unlimited yoga membership. I want a grill pan. I want a new laptop. I want a bottle of wine. I want a piece of cheesecake. I want a pink haircut. I want a denim jumpsuit. I want q-tips.
