Q: When you were a child, did you ever have a recurring dream?
A: Indeed. I dreamt I was in a large factory and the sound of "production" filled my ears. The sound came through giant pipes and at the end of the dream, these pipes filled the entire factory. There was a woman in these dreams who was wearing a brown suit. She held a clip board in her hands and said, over and over again, with fear in her wide eyeballs, "Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok." I would usually wake up terrified at that point.
Q: If you were to choose one color to represent who you are as a person, what would that color be?
A: In the morning it's an energetic orangey-red. By the time I'm ready for bed my hue morphs to tea green.
Q: What is the first thing you want to eat most mornings?
A: Well if I didn't have to worry about saddlebags taking up a majority of my lower torso I'd want to eat a Brooklyn style egg and American cheese sandwich on a soft white roll. But, because I don't want to deal with paying for an extra plane ticket for my ass, I usually crave some kind of vegetable smoothie or a small bowl of high fiber cereal with almond milk.
Q: What are you reading right now?
A: I'm reading Beyond the Beautiful Forevers by Katherine Boo. A non-fiction book about the slums of Bombay.
Q: If you were to choose a name other than the one you currently have, what name would that be?
A: I think I'd probably go with something like Gloria Able Sanchez
Q: Are you experiencing any physical discomfort at the moment?
A: I ate an ice cream cone last night and haven't really been eating a dairy at all for months, so I'm feeling a wee bloated today. Also, I have a somewhat dull, but annoying pain in my left foot. But these are insignificant ailments compared to what some people have going on in their bodies.
Q: Can you recommend a song for the world to listen to?
A: This one is pretty fabulous.