Among plaid, beards, thick black reading glasses, single speed bicycles, organic farming and quirky she-bands (and their accordions), Portland is also know for its drivers who like plastering bumper stickers all over their cars. Many of these stickers are peaceful cries to the world, political commentary, gay rainbows, the shape of the state of Oregon itself and all-time favorite bands from a variety of music lovers. Here are some additional statements that I imaging gracing the butts of Portland motor vehicles: My labia is bigger than your labia
Horses do it better!
Seahorses do it even better than horses!
One day I'm going to drive this car off a bridge
I floss yearly
A man named Henry is buried under my basement
We are all failures
Honk if your horny
Honk if you think you've been accosted by the ghost of Stalin
Honk if your Latino