Today I was eaten by my computer. It began nibbling on my ears, and I thought, oh that feels a little soothing, but then it sucked down my face, chomped my neck, slurped my spine, masticated my spleen and digested all other parts of me too quickly to call the people who help other people out in those kind of situations. Their names are Tobias and Humphrey, they are excellent businesspeople who have a wide client base, and with their digital mustaches they can do wonders for helpless individuals like me. So if you are out there, reading this, please give them a call before the memory board devours the last inch of my brain. Thanks very much and have a blessed evening.