A quick little story by team Evelove Glimorous: Floridian dragons frolicked along crusty shores. They stumbled across a bearded ex-marine washed up on the shore, a man named Ortallia who had recently lost his dog. Four days before the wash up, he looked over and saw his dog coconut in a tree with a Mexican man. He was more taken by the man than his dog, for the man was a young vibrant stallion with golden eyelashes. His name was Chorizo Grande, and for a good reason. Chorizo was the local prince and had many fine habits including horse spanking, naked cartwheels, smoke rings, and something the townspeople referred to as "stirring the pot". Ortallia was so taken by Chorizo, he decided he needed a taste for himself. After suckling away on his sausage, he chomped his teeth down hard for a juicy bite. Chorizo was severely distraught by Oratllia's oral violence; he pulled his sword from his deepest pocket, and sliced Ortlallia's dog in two. Aliens, who had been observing the commotion the whole time, interrupted the probe-a-thon to intervene, and zapped Chorizo in half with a lazar beam. Poor Ortallia, now dogless and heartbroken, drunk himself into a stupor and dove head-first into the sea. Upon jumping in, he was immediately swallowed by a hungry octopus. But the octopus, disgusted by the foul taste of Ortellia, dislodged him into a pile of fish poo. Meanwhile.... deep in space, the aliens were having an orgy with the body of Ortellia's dog grafted to Chorizo's head.