I hate to admit it, but I find facebook almost as intriguing as Craigslist. The insight into the human mind is endless. And it's also like one giant party where everyone wears a mask and speaks in muffled tones, blips and rhymes. If you are unfamiliar with Facebook, you might not know that each person who joins facebook creates a profile page with photos, thoughts, personal information, etc. Each time the user logs in, they are prompted to inform other friends of what it is they are doing and/or thinking. These brief (usually one sentence) ramblings are perhaps my favorite element of facebook.
Here are some of the more notable actions/thoughts from today's lot of facebook practitioners, for your reading pleasure:
Jon thinks you should do something nice for your favorite non-profit today.
Fran overeignty, greek roots and medical charting.
Sara is i've loved you so long.
Topher is bummed that fellow prisoner, Patrick McGoohan, is dead.
Granny thinks the voices in her head tell her it's your fault.
Henry is brain stew.
Quinn is establishing new ownership of her life.
Cally is smiling at a new day.
Petra says Na na na na naa na na hey hey hey hey goooooodbye!!!!
Pete is making it happen with a sledgehammer.
Erin is contemplating life under the tree woe. . .
Gerta is hating that she dropped her phone in the toilet
Wanda read an obituary that proves that you never know what's going on in people's lives that might make them behave a certain way.
Ari is fishing for Scavenger Hunt ideas.
Gloria accidentally dumped a whole bunch of sunflower seeds down my shirt! Whatta mess!
Fred has a thing for woman who where hair nets, and can't speak a lick of english. No comprende'-sinora', mi geuvos en fuego..CILENTE!!!!!
Seth is hydrating...