Lost contents from the poster I plan on hanging up over the next few weeks around NYC and Portland:
LOST (Rewards*)
Four sets of keys to various homes and other establishments
Seven lovers (Kelly, Stevyn, Christopher, Scott, Kenneth, Mark, & Dakota
One hundred and fourteen socks
Three four-dollar umbrellas
One red sweater
Four hundred fifty six dollars
Three thousand two hundred and eleven cents
Three dogs
Three cats
Two wallets
Seven credit cards
Four picture IDs
One piece of cheep luggage
One family from Tunisia
Forty eight friends and other acquaintances: (Craig, Nancy, Kira, Dara, Paco, Mike, Monica, Mario, Trisha, Mindy, Talitha, Talibah, Tom, Maggie, Pilar, Kenneth, Paulette, Matt, Judas, Emil, Karen, Chaz, Nathan, Merry, Jill, Emily, Ethan, Adam, Jason, Alex, Barbara, Donna, Mike, Roger, Tracy, Sean, Amy, Angie, Trish, Maria, Stephanie, Julie, Ellen, Tara, Gretchen, Gillian, Eileen, and Katie
Five Pounds
Hair
Twenty four compact discs
Thirty two mixed tapes
One four track recorder
One hundred and twenty records
Four hundred and thirty seven books of fiction and non-fiction
One blue Schwinn with white tassels and a bouncy seat
One 1984 Honda Accord
One sliver of integrity
Two Cell Phones
One Rockley Guitar
One Casio synthesizer
Twelve journals
One microphone stand
One thousand seven hundred and six writing utensils
One box spring
Five gold fish
Two parrots
Two ferns
One freshly planted garden
Innumerable breathes
You
If any of the above is found, please call Felicity at 503-805-5151
*Rewards are negotiable