To make my usually mundane grocery shopping excursion a bit more enticing, I have hired three backup singers to accompany me to the Fred Meyer on 39th and Hawthorne at 1pm. I will be holding a sign that reads I'M HER(E) in front of the plant section outside. Similar to a majority of connections in my life, I found the backup singers on craigslist, I have never met them in person, and only spoke with then briefly over the phone. My only criteria was that they all needed to be semi-professional singers and female; I would not review their headshots nor listen to an MP3 of their lovely voices; I would simply hire the first three ladies whom responded; there will be no rehearsal, and I would pay each 50 dollars for their time.
We will be shopping for no more than an hour for the items on this list:
This will be videotaped and photographed then eventually published in the WORKS section of my website.